- Sheriff Noah Stilinski: Ohhh, I should've got a haircut.
- Stiles Stilinski: Well, you know, someone your age should be happy you still have hair to cut.
- Scott McCall: I think you look great.
- Sheriff Noah Stilinski: Well, thank you, son-I-should-have-had.
- Mason Hewitt: [to Liam] So he's a Werewolf, too?
- Liam Dunbar: Yup.
- Mason Hewitt: This just gets better and better.
- Donovan Donati: Stilinski! Stilinski! I'm going to kill you!
- Sheriff Noah Stilinski: [rolls his eyes] Donovan, if you think that shocks me, remember it was well-documented in your Anger Expression Inventory. Deputies, escort the prisoner out.
- Donovan Donati: I'm not angry like I'm going to throw a brick through your window. I'm angry, like I'm going to find you, I'm going to get a knife, and I'm going to stab you until you're dead. And, when you look at me and ask me why? Remember right now.
- Stiles Stilinski: [claps] Wow, that was awesome. That was awesome. That was great. Can we do one more? Give us another one, maybe like Christopher Walken this time? Okay, you know what? It's fine. You'll have plenty of time to work on it when you're in your tiny little cell. You know, just stuck there. Forever.
- Sheriff Noah Stilinski: Get him out of here!
- Sheriff Noah Stilinski: Oh, what the hell am I doing? This is a terrible idea.
- Stiles Stilinski: What? Dad. Dad, it's one date, okay? The town of Beacon Hills won't implode while you're out with one woman or man.
- Sheriff Noah Stilinski: It's a woman, Stiles.
- Scott McCall: Okay, I know we're all tired and miserable.
- [to Mason, who looks excited]
- Scott McCall: Except for you.
- Mason Hewitt: Oh, I'm sorry. This is all just mind-blowing.
- [to Kira]
- Mason Hewitt: You're a Kitsune! I don't even know what that is!
- Kira Yukimura: [looks bashful] I'm still learning.
- Stiles Stilinski: Liam, we said you could tell him, not invite him to the inner circle!
- Mason Hewitt: Uh, I'm in the inner circle?
- Liam Dunbar, Stiles Stilinski: No!
- Mason Hewitt: [after he falls in a hole] Liam, I... I thought you said this was a sinkhole.
- Liam Dunbar: It's a hole. What's the difference?
- Kira Yukimura: Okay, so what are we looking for?
- Lydia Martin: I am not sure. I'm mostly just following a feeling.
- Kira Yukimura: Your feelings usually lead to dead bodies.
- Lydia Martin: Well, let me know if you find one.
- Kira Yukimura: [to Malia] Okay. Hands on the wheel at 10:00 and 2:00.
- Lydia Martin: Actually, the recommended position is now 9:00 and 3:00. At 10:00 and 2:00, a deployed airbag could break your thumbs.
- Malia Tate: Mine would heal.
- Lydia Martin: Save your strength and try not to destroy your beautiful new car.