Castle (TV Series)

Habeas Corpse (2015)

Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito

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• [Gates has asked Castle to compete in the precinct talent competition, and he nonchalantly signs up Beckett, as well] 

  Javier Esposito : Oh, Castle. You really don't think you have a shot at winning that trophy?

  Richard Castle : Oh, I think I have more than just a shot.

  Kate Beckett : Castle.

  Javier Esposito : You do understand that me and Ryan have been rehearsing for months.

  Richard Castle : Well, what Beckett and I have cannot be rehearsed. It's chemistry. The intuitive bond, each person knowing what the other's thinking.

  Kate Beckett : Castle, can we talk for a second over... there?

  Richard Castle : [to Esposito]  I knew she was gonna say that.

  [turns and follows Beckett] 

  Javier Esposito : Mmm.

  Kate Beckett : Don't you think you should have... asked me before signing me up for this?

  Richard Castle : I thought you were on board. Uh... you were trash-talking Ryan about it before.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, that's when I thought that there was no chance in hell that we would actually do it.

  Richard Castle : Oh, relax. We'll just do our routine.

  Kate Beckett : We don't have a routine.

  Richard Castle : Come on! That thing in the shower? That is delightful.

  Kate Beckett : No, that's not a routine. That's two naked people singing when there's no one around to see or hear it.

  Richard Castle : So we'll add some dance steps and clothes. It's can't-miss.

• Kevin Ryan : [chuckles]  Well, back in reality, our John Doe was found this morning by sanitation workers. No phone, no wallet.

  Kate Beckett : Cause?

  Lanie Parish : Blunt-force trauma to the back of the head. Probably a pipe or a baseball bat. Based on lividity, I'd say it happened between 12 and 2 a.m. this morning.

  Richard Castle : Any witnesses?

  Javier Esposito : A guy who lives nearby heard screams around 1 a.m. He looked out his window, he saw a car speeding away.

  Kate Beckett : He get a make and model?

  Javier Esposito : Just taillights. But he said it looked like a sports car. Ryan and I are gonna keep looking for witnesses and street cam footage, but it's an industrial area, so coverage is spotty.

  Kate Beckett : Wait a minute. I think I know this guy. He's the personal injury attorney on TV who has those late-night ads.

  Lanie Parish : Oh, my God. You're right! That's, uh...

  Richard Castle , Javier Esposito : The Pitbull.

  Kevin Ryan : The Pitbull?

  Richard Castle : Yeah. Richie "The Pitbull" Falco? Come on, man, you've seen the ads. A guy's head on a dog's body. "You've been in an accident? Take the law by the tail."

  Lanie Parish : "And get a bite at the settlement you deserve."

  Kate Beckett : "I'll make the law...

  Kate Beckett , Lanie Parish , Richard Castle , Javier Esposito : ...your bitch."

  [Espo translates something in Spanish] 

  Kevin Ryan : Why am I the only one who's never seen this commercial?

  Javier Esposito : Because it comes on late at night. And when you're not moonlighting, your honeymilk-sipping ass is in bed by ten.