- Kimmy Schmidt: No, no, no, it's great. They apologized. I told them all about you, and the webchat moderator himself, Masuta69, typed, "I'm so sorry. We really care that he's your friend. Could you guys be any cooler?"
- Titus Andromedon: Oh, no, Kimmy. The Internet doesn't talk like that. The Internet talks like Chandler.
- Kimmy Schmidt: What? No.
- [reads it in Chandler's voice]
- Kimmy Schmidt: "I'm SO sorry. We REALLY care that he's your friend. Could you guys BE any cooler?"
- [Realizing]
- Kimmy Schmidt: You can't tell when someone's being sarcastic on the Internet!