- Captain Ray Holt: Gina, where have you been? You left your cell phone at your desk and I assumed you were dead.
- Gina Linetti: Hm, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
- Rosa Diaz: You should've told him to back off.
- Jake Peralta: I can't go around telling guys not to ask Amy out because I like her and I'm too dumb to do anything about it. I can't make a woman's choice for her, I stand with Wendy. Did I do that right?
- Rosa Diaz: No.
- Jake Peralta: Oh.
- Gina Linetti: Okay, but what's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
- Charles Boyle: Sorry, buddy.
- Terry Jeffords: What? I'm the ten.
- Charles Boyle: Sure you are.
- Gina Linetti: Hey Terry, got any new baby pics?
- Terry Jeffords: You hate looking at pictures of my twins. You said that since they were identical, I didn't need to take pictures of both.
- Dave Majors: Wanna go get a drink there later? I'd ask Amy also, but I can only bring one guest.
- Jake Peralta: Nah, it's cool, I'm sure she's busy tonight anyway. Taxes are due in eight months.
- Dave Majors: Actually, they were due two weeks ago.
- Jake Peralta: Well. That is a horrible surprise.
- Jake Peralta: Hey uh, now that it's just us, there's a thing I wanted to say adaza you...
- Amy Santiago: Why doesn't your mouth work?
- Jake Peralta: "Why doesn't your mouth work", title of our sex tape.
- Amy Santiago: What?
- Jake Peralta: Your sex tape! What? No!
- Jake Peralta: Rosa's wearing pink. Rosa's wearing pink!
- Amy Santiago: Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in a motorcycle crash?
- Terry Jeffords: Maybe it wasn't her. Does she have a twin sister?
- Gina Linetti: If Rosa had a twin, she would've eaten her in the womb.
- Jake Peralta: I've been thinking about asking her out for the last couple of weeks, but it's hard. There's so much build up now, you know?
- Rosa Diaz: Not really. I don't ask people out, I just tell them where we're going.
- Jake Peralta: Why did I have to solve the case? Why couldn't I have let those guys continue to terrorize Brooklyn until I built up the nerve to ask out a girl?
- Rosa Diaz: You're a good cop. Do not beat yourself up about that.