Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Granting Immunity (2015)
Peter Scanavino: Detective Dominick 'Sonny' Carisi, Jr.
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Quotes
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Rafael Barba : [after Carisi shows Barba explicit photos from the rainbow party] You realize that just showing me these could be considered a federal crime?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Seriously?
Rafael Barba : Yeah, if that's your personal tablet, I'd get rid of those.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : [to Arlene Heller] I didn't know you had a kid, Counselor.
Arlene Heller : Don't remind me. A kid, a cat, and a client at 5:00, so let's get this over with.
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Rafael Barba : [to Rollins and Carisi] Walk me through this again.
Amanda Rollins : Okay, TARU used the photos from the kids' phones that we confiscated to run a reverse image search
Rafael Barba : How many hits?
Amanda Rollins : We don't know, but a lot. They're already posted on RedChanlt, dark net kiddie porn sites.
Rafael Barba : Some middle school idiot uploaded these images after we explicitly said not to? Why am I not surprised?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : My mother calls it "teenacity."
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : I think I feel warm. Hey, Rollins. Feel my forehead.
Amanda Rollins : I'm not feeling your forehead.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Come on. Okay, thank you.
Amanda Rollins : Oh, wait. You got a little something here. And there.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Seriously?
Amanda Rollins : Another one here.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Okay, that's not funny. All right? Measles is one of the most infectious diseases on the planet. It's airborne, Rollins. It lives on surfaces like cell phones for hours.
Amanda Rollins : But Carisi, you're vaccinated, right?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, but that's not 100% effective.