- Detective Pettibone: It's perfectly reasonable that one could confuse Don's license plate "!Jazz!" with Robbie's license plate "I Heart Puss."
- Don Lentile: Me and my ex-wife, we're actually very good friends. It was a very amicable divorce. I would describe it as immediately amicable.
- Don Lentile: This cop puts a confession in front of me and it says that I killed a man. And why would I sign something like this, you know? And he says "You're gonna sign it." And I said "I'm not gonna sign anything without my realtor looking it over first."
- Don Lentile: He says "You're gonna sign it, or you're never gonna see your wife again." I said, "Guess what. I'm happily divorced for 11 years." And he said "Guess what then. You're never gonna see your kids again." I said "I don't have any kids. You know, somethings wrong with my ex-wife's uterus." I don't want to go into it in detail, but her ovaries kind of recoil back like a vacuum cleaner cord.
- Pawn Shop Owner: I distinctly saw the back of that car, a gray Ford Jabroni and a license plate that said "I Heart Puss."
- Robbie Wheadlan: I butchered my story. I mean, the lawyer's caught me in about 500 lies, you know? But I think the jury liked me just because I wasn't Don.
- Detective Pettibone: When you're interrogating a murder suspect, you try to break them with no sleep, with no food, but Don, he just had trail mix, like, in every pocket. You'd think he was out of trail mix, and then suddenly he'd be eating more trail mix.
- Detective Pomerance: This wasn't even that fun trail mix with the pretzels and the M&Ms. This was that real dry raisiny trail mix.
- Marjorie Yoder: Her testimony should have been enough to acquit Don, but as soon as she took the stand, he lit into her for the whole TV static thing again.
- Don Lentile: I said, "Oh you're gonna come to court, but you don't walk down to room 42 to check out my tv?"
- Pawn Shop Owner: I heard what sounded like pop-pop-pop. And I thought, uh-oh, maybe there's some kids outside playing with firecrackers. Then I thought, wait, this isn't a time of year for firecrackers. So I thought maybe some popcorn got popped, but, you know, none of my neighbors like popcorn. So then I thought, maybe it's part of this Johnny Mathis track, so I took the LP and looked at the liner notes, and there was nothing about no pop sounds on that LP. So I figured, you know, I better see what's going on.
- Pawn Shop Owner: Maybe I changed my story a bit, or maybe I said what I thought the police wanted to hear, but, you know, I'ma let the police sort that out. You know, that's none of my business.
- Detective Pomerance: Eye witness is your best witness, because the eyes don't lie. Memory knows what it saw, and if your memory's confused, then we can give it a little nudge.
- Robbie Wheadlan: If I ever get the chance to screw this man over, I will do it in a hot Texas minute. You do not mess with my music. Especially my Poison.
- Don Lentile: They have this saying that bad things happen to good people, and, you know, if that's true then I must be some kind of a Saint.
- Detective Pettibone: No, there was no physical evidence, but if you take one look at him, you can tell he should be behind bars.
- Don Lentile: Someone said to me "would you do it again?" I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, but I would do it a million times again. To you. To anybody."