The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (TV Series)

Vince Vaughn/Jim Gaffigan/Ryn Weaver (2015)

Jimmy Fallon: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Self - Host : [to the audience]  if you haven't seen the show we did a bit with Colin Farrell called "True Confessions" last night

  Vince Vaughn : And Colin Farrell by the way is one of the greatest, nicest, and best ever right?

  Self - Host : Totally

  Vince Vaughn : One of my favorites

  Self - Host : It was an interesting game

  Vince Vaughn : But then the game took an interesting turn for the weird and for the uncomfortable

  Self - Host : It did right?

  Vince Vaughn : [Explaining to the audience the rules of the game]  well, the game "True Confessions" was each person to say one thing from your past that's true and one thing that's not. Everyone has to guess what it is

  Self - Host : Yeah

  Vince Vaughn : And I assumed it would be funny "haha" right?

  Self - Host : Yeah

  Vince Vaughn : Yours was the head in the fence

  Self - Host : [Elaborating to the audience the details]  My head got stuck in a fence and my grandma put mayonnaise all over it to squeeze me out: true story

  Vince Vaughn : By the way I thought that might be true but he had situations that made me not want to disagree with him. Mine was I was in a children's musical theater of The King And I.

  Self - Host : Yeah

  Vince Vaughn : These are kind of fun that are expected for the game

  Self - Host : Yeah

  Vince Vaughn : [Implying he doesn't want to tell Colin's true story]  Colin's was... go ahead

  Self - Host : He was a suspect in a murder case

  Vince Vaughn : Do you understand what happened on your show last night? You put your head through a fence with mayonnaise, I played in the King and I. Haha, Colin was a suspect in a murder case that was never solved

  Self - Host : Dude, I was shaking

  Vince Vaughn : [to the audience]  Colin is a suspect in a murder case that was never solved and the police said they had a photo and he said "Yeah that's me."

  Self - Host : He almost admitted to doing it. I was shaking because at one point I go "Really?" This is like The Jinx."

  Vince Vaughn : May I ask you a question? Who practices the impression of a gentlemen that's gotten away for murder for so many years? Right? There were some funny Elmo bits last night and he didn't do them

  Self - Host : No, he is the perfect Robert Durst: a perfect impression

  Vince Vaughn : A friend wrote down in his journal that night, I'm not going to repeat it, that they "hopped out" on "some stuff"

  Self - Host : I'll say it: he said we across town and we were doing Ecstasy

  Vince Vaughn : That's right

  Self - Host : That's his alibi why he didn't murder

  Vince Vaughn : [to the audience]  right so the cops say "why can't we tie this? My friend wrote in his journal that we were doing ecstasy across town"

  Self - Host : [Impersonating the police]  oh ok take care

  Vince Vaughn : Because that couldn't lead to you blacking out doing things you can't remember, I mean it, his the nicest, the greatest, and I love him: uncomfortable game owner though

  Self - Host : Yeah, really uncomfortable game owner

  Vince Vaughn : Both things are true

  Self - Host : And then you went out to dinner?

  Vince Vaughn : Because what happened I get an invite pre-show from Colin who I love and adore to go eat. We're going out to dinner is what we're going to do except there's a murder that hasn't been solved right?

  Vince Vaughn : [after seeing Jimmy laughing]  hold on, let me tell you what happened to me: we're not going around the corner there's a lot of great restaurants in the city. It's New York City. Greatest city in the world. We're going to take a forty minute drive to Brooklyn is what we're going to do