- Madeline Martha Mackenzie: And now he's got Bonnie, and she's younger and sexier and prettier... She probably gives mint-flavored, organic blowjobs.
- Madeline Martha Mackenzie: Mother...
- Chloe Mackenzie: Fucker!
- Madeline Martha Mackenzie: Chloe Adeline Mackenzie!
- Chloe Mackenzie: You were thinking it.
- Renata Klein: [to Jane] I just wanna introduce you to *Juliette*. This is my Amabella's nanny.
- Jane Chapman: Oh hello.
- Juliette: Pleased to meet you.
- Renata Klein: She's French. It's good for them to learn a language, you know...
- [to Madeline]
- Renata Klein: I just thought it'd be nice for the nannies to get to know each other,
- [turning to Jane]
- Renata Klein: and have your own support system.
- Jane Chapman: [opens her mouth to say something but doesn't get a chance to say anything]
- Madeline Martha Mackenzie: *Renata*, Jane is not a nanny. She's a mom, just young. Like you used to be?
- Renata Klein: Like we used to be?
- Madeline Martha Mackenzie: I like you already... You're an intrinsically nice person, and I have a nose for these sorts of things.
- Principal Nippal: No, what Madeline had was a nose for everybody else's business.
- Jane Chapman: It's weird. Sometimes when I'm in a new place, I get this sensation. Like, if only I were here.
- Madeline Martha Mackenzie: But you are here.
- Jane Chapman: I know. It's like I'm on the outside looking in. Or like you know, like, I see this life and this moment, and it's so wonderful, but it doesn't quite belong to me.
- Jane Chapman: You're like, so nice.
- Madeline Martha Mackenzie: This is Monterey. We pound people with nice.
- Celeste Wright: To death.