Regular Show (TV Series)
Dumptown USA (2015)
Sam Marin: Benson, Deli Clerk, Bum 2
Quotes
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Rigby : Okay. Whoever makes this jump gets to choose lunch.
Eileen : You're on!
Rigby : [makes the jump] Ohhhhh! We're going to Wing Kingdom!
Benson : [entering living room] Rigby, did you clean out the gutters yet?
Rigby : No way. That's a two-man job.
Benson : Well, where's Mordecai?
Rigby : I dunno. I haven't seen him.
Eileen : Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since CJ dumped him at Muscle Man's wedding.
Benson : Yeah, no one has. He hasn't come to work for two weeks now. I tried calling, but he won't pick up.
Rigby : What? No, here. I'll call him.
Rigby : [finding Mordecai's cell phone under couch] Huh, that's not like Mordecai.
Benson : [frustrated] I can't believe this! You don't even know where your best friend is?
Rigby : [re: Eileen] Hey, I've been busy.
Benson : Look, I just concerned about the well-being about my employees as any park manager, but I've got a business to run in. If you don't find Mordecai and bring him back to work by tomorrow, then I'm gonna have to fire him.
Rigby : [shocked] What? Wait! I can find him.
Benson : Well for your sake I hope so, otherwise you'll be cleaning the gutters solo from now on.
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Rigby : [digging out socks from the drawer; annoyed] Come on Mordecai, give me a clue here.
Rigby : [answering his phone] Hello?
Eileen : [at her house] Hey, I checked from Margaret. She hasn't seen or heard from Mordecai.
Rigby : Yeah, his parents don't know where he is either.
Eileen : And I don't think he'll be hanging out with CJ anytime soon. Well, guess I'll start putting these flyers around town. Hopefully a hundred should be enough.
Rigby : Well, I'll be rifling through his personal stuff he doesn't like me touching. See ya.
Rigby : [flips a mattress and finds a postcard saying Greetings from dumptown U.S.A] Huh?
Rigby : [picks up postcard and reads] "Dear Mordecai, stop wallowing in your lady woes and come have sodas"...
Sad Sax Guy : [voice-over on note in postcard] -- with other single bros! There's a place with hot sandy beaches and an All You Can Eat buffet. So pick up your sax and jam with the crew in Dumptown U.S.A.! Signed, Sad Sax.
Rigby : [annoyed] Uh! Sad Sax Guy? I should have known! And Dumptown U.S.A.? That sounds so lame! I bet nobody's even been to this place.
Benson : [off-screen] I have.