- Zelena: No one out-witches me. Tell us who's looking for the helm, or you go bobbing for eye of newt.
- Witch: All right, all right, I'll tell you. Merida of DunBroch, King Fergus' daughter.
- King Arthur: She was a prisoner in my dungeon.
- Zelena: And you let her go? No wonder you only had half a sword.
- Ruby Lucas: You know, I may not be the best person to ask for dating advice. I kind of ate the only boyfriend I've ever had.
- Mulan: Yes, I think that disqualifies you.
- King Arthur: I don't need any more of your dark magic.
- Zelena: Really? Would you rather I sent you back to face Merlin and Emma on your own? My dark magic is what allowed us to escape after you let them take control of Excalibur.
- King Arthur: Because you spent the battle pinned to a tree.
- Lord Macintosh: Our queen-to-be knocked over her nursemaid. Too bad there not be any lassies for you to fight on the battlefield.
- Merida: Why? Are you not gonna be there?
- Zelena: We're here for something else, dear; Your father's helm.
- Merida: You, the witch... Why does everybody want that bloody helmet?
- King Arthur: It's the only way I'll ever save my kingdom.
- Merida: ...So has the witch threatened to turn your people into bears, too?