Z Nation (TV Series)

Down the Mississippi (2015)

Mark Carr: Sketchy

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Quotes 

• Sketchy : [acting as his own counsel, Sketchy begins his opening statement]  man, if I'm going up against an opponent, I'm going right down the middle! He's gonna see me coming, by God, because I like my steak rare! I like my whiskey straight up!

  [crowd whoops] 

  Sketchy : I like my cars fast and my woman rough!

  [crowd whoops and applauds] 

  Sketchy : I'm an American! Well... North American. And I don't apologize for that! I put my pants on one leg at a time! Thank you very much!

  [all cheering] 

• Sketchy : [continuing his appeal]  I could walk you all through it again. The time discrepancy, the dates of descent, second shooters, detonation patterns, cellular records, communication towers, multi-layered encryption, all of the damn chem-trails in the sky. I mean have you seen that? What is that is what I'm saying. But it doesn't matter, the point is, you're all great people. You, you're a straight shooter. You go right from the hip.

  [points at another] 

  Sketchy : You, you're honest-to-goodness. You're tried and true.

  [points at a couple more people] 

  Sketchy : You, you're salt of the earth. And you, you're drop dead gorgeous. What I'm saying here is, people, I wouldn't try to distract you with a bunch of random facts, figures of speech because you'd smell a fraud from a mile away. And I have too much respect for you all. Oh, people... there's nothing to fear but fear itself. And in summation, I'm thinking of the words of the great Clarence Thomas, "If it don't fit, you must acquit!"

• 10K : Let's go!

  Sketchy : Beat it kid! We not leaving here empty handed.

  10K : [seeing that more and more zombies are approaching]  Come on! Grab my hand!

  Sketchy : Go man, we got this. I'm telling you.

  Skeezy : Seriously, we'll be fine.

  10K : What are you talking about? You guys are goners!

  Skeezy : Are you kidding me?

  Sketchy : Hey, don't you know by now, kid? We're the two luckiest bastards you ever met.

  10K : [seeing that they are not listening to him , he begins to leave]  Thank you...

  Skeezy : For what? We still haven't gotten you laid!

• Skeezy : [closing lines]  Probably should've ditched the weapons.

  Sketchy : Coulda, shoulda, you know they got a name for that, Monday morning Quarterback.

  Skeezy : Yeah, well, if we can't be self-critical, there's no room for self-improvement.

  Sketchy : Who said that?

  Skeezy : I did.

  Sketchy : Oh.

  [zombies growling behind the door] 

  Sketchy : So, I've been thinking...

  Skeezy : Not again.

  Sketchy : Where to next? I'm thinking Australia. They speak English there.

  Skeezy : Yeah, true, but it's far, though.

  Sketchy : Yeah, yeah, it is

  [zombies growling and thumping on door] 

  Sketchy : You ready?

  Skeezy : Sure, why not?

  [they laugh as they kick open the door and shout and shoot in a blaze of glory at dozens and dozens of zombies in a spoof of the ending of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"]