- Lori Greiner: [on TV] Hi, I'm Lori Greiner. Today, we're making available the original sharknado preparedness kit.
- [first lines]
- Title Card: [opening crawl] SHARKNADO EPISODE IV. THE FOURTH AWAKENS. It has been five years since the last Sharknado. Tech company Astro-X has used their revolutionary energy system to stabilize the atmosphere and prevent the formation of all tornadoes, using cheap, clean reactors dubbed Astro-Pods. The world has been peaceful and prosperous thanks to Astro-X's visionary founder Aston Reynolds, but now the future is about to be threatened once again...
- Fin Shepard: We're just here for a little family fun and relaxation.
- Driver: Yeah, Vegas is a great place to relax. Drinking, gambling, smoking, prostitution. Bring the kids. That's what I say.