- Jerry: What' you doing? Watching some tv, playing on your phone?
- Summer: Is that a real question?
- Jerry: Just making conversation.
- Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversation; you're holding me verbally hostage.
- Summer: [answering space phone] Hello?
- Rick: Hey, Summer, it's Grandpa. I need you to do me a favor.
- Summer: I can barely hear you.
- Jerry: Who is it?
- Rick: Morty and I are on a planet that's purging. I need you to take down...
- Summer: A plan that's what?
- Rick: We're on a planet that's purging, Summer. Purging. We lost our car and my gun and we're in a purge.
- Jerry: Ooh! Is it Taddy Mason?
- Summer: Like the movie The Purge?
- Rick: Yes, I-I need you to take...
- Summer: That movie sucked.
- Rick: [exasperated] Oh my god! Hold on.
- [puts phone on speaker and sets it down]
- Jerry: ...It's not Taddy Mason?
- Summer: Dad! Who the fuck is Taddy Mason!
- Morty: Summer, we need you to take down this number, quit screwing around!
- Jerry Smith: Morty? Are you alright?
- Morty: [on the other end of the line] No!
- Jerry Smith: Why are you with Taddy Mason?
- Morty: Holy shit, Dad! Shut the fuck up!
- Rick: Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet, or are you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?
- Morty: Hey, hey, Arthricia, um, maybe I could...
- Arthricia: Yeah uh, I have a boyfriend.
- Morty: Okay.
- Arthricia: I'm not trying to be rude. I just... I don't want to lead you on.
- Morty: I-I-I understand.
- Arthricia: I mean, thank you SO much for helping end the festival, but I have a boyfriend, and, uh, he's just...
- Morty: Okay, okay, you can stop saying it. I took it okay the first time, and now you're just, repeating stuff.
- Arthricia: Oh, I'm sorry.
- Morty: It's okay.
- Arthricia: Oh, you're so sweet. I just... oh, but I can't.
- Morty: Yeah, you're still doing it.
- Vendor: Of course, you'll be wanting to be gone from here by sundown.
- Rick: Yeah, sure thing. Wait a minute. What? Why?
- Vendor: Sundown is when the festival begins.
- Morty: The festival?
- Vendor: Ooh, well, for millennia, our society has been free of crime and war, living in perfect peace.
- Rick: Oh, I know what this is! You've been able to sustain world peace because you have one night a year where you all run around robbing and murdering each other without consequence.
- Vendor: That's right.
- Morty: What?
- Rick: It's like "The Purge", Morty. That movie "The Purge"?
- Vendor: Oh, have you been here before?
- Rick: No, no, but I've been to a few planets with the same gimmick. You know, sometimes it's called The Cleansing or The Red Time. There was this one world that called it just Murder Night.
- Morty: Fuck that Rick, we gotta kill her, kill her, kill her.
- Rick: Wow... Jeez, Morty purge it down a little.
- Morty: Purge, don't purge. You're sending me mixed messages Rick.
- Rick: Morty
- [Burb]
- Rick: you're acting like a
- [Burp]
- Rick: friggin lunatic, calm down.
- Morty: Screw you Rick, i'll purge you too you old brickety piece of crap. This has been a long time coming, i'm gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear them all over your face. I ain't takin no sh...
- [Morty gets zapped by Rick]
- Morty: .