Critical Role (TV Series)

Arrival at Kraghammer (2015)

Orion Acaba: Tiberius Stormwind

Quotes 

• Dungeon Master : Look, we're letting you off this once, but if you so much as spit in the direction of any other dwarf in this city, we're gonna bury you so far underneath the dungeon, you won't see the light of day again until the day you rot. You hear me dragonborn?

  Tiberius : I mean, yes. My hearing is perfectly fine.

• Vax'ildan : As you can see, we've brought one of your citizens with us to show us a tour of the city.

  Dungeon Master : Citizen? I haven't seen you about, what's your name.

  Tiberius : Oh, my name is Tiberius Kraghammer.

  Scanlan : Like Johnny New York. We're in Kraghammer. Johnny New York.

• Scanlan : It was crazy in there! People were farting everywhere. It was not me.

  Tiberius : Really Scanlan!

  Scanlan : They're building a throne room. There were some locked doors. Man I wish you could have been there. It was exciting but ultimately pointless, so lets go down to the mine.