Critical Role (TV Series)

Arrival at Kraghammer (2015)

Liam O'Brien: Vax'ildan

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• Vex'ahlia : We're gonna try to check out what it looks like, see what the guards are like.

  Vax'ildan : Yeah, we'll pretend to take a stroll, pose as a married couple.

  Vex'ahlia : Ew, no.

  Vax'ildan : Just for the purposes of sneaking around the house.

  Vex'ahlia : How about we pose as brother and sister, creepy?

  Vax'ildan : You come on to every human, orc, and half-elf in the entire kingdom, but pretending to be my wife for 30 minutes is too much?

  Vex'ahlia : Yes, it's disgusting, so no.

  Vax'ildan : You're probably right.

• Scanlan : Is there any recon that's going to happen tonight?

  Vex'ahlia : [to Vax]  I think you and I are gonna go to Greyspine's.

  Vax'ildan : We'll check out the house.

  Scanlan : Do you need any help?

  Vax'ildan : Sure, you can come along.

  Scanlan : I don't want you to say yes.

• Vex'ahlia : Look at that one with the carving, it's amazing!

  Vax'ildan : The architecture is divine.

  Vex'ahlia : Divine!

  Scanlan : They're posing as the Howell's?

  Dungeon Master : [In Thurston Howell voice]  The marble texture on this is gorgeous!

• Vax'ildan : As you can see, we've brought one of your citizens with us to show us a tour of the city.

  Dungeon Master : Citizen? I haven't seen you about, what's your name.

  Tiberius : Oh, my name is Tiberius Kraghammer.

  Scanlan : Like Johnny New York. We're in Kraghammer. Johnny New York.