"Critical Role" Arrival at Kraghammer (TV Episode 2015) - Matthew Mercer as Dungeon Master

Scanlan : Am I currently being beaten by a whore dwarf right now?

Dungeon Master : Make a constitution check.
Scanlan : May I make a request that you kill them anyway?

Grog : It's like playing croquet at this point, so yes.

Dungeon Master : Grog, it's your turn.

Grog : I would like to rage, and I would like to move to the right of all those stinking goblins!

Dungeon Master : Right over here?

Grog : Well, a little more to the right. A little more. Yeah, keep going. All the way, flanking it, yeah, yeah... and then I would like to give him the cleanest shave possible.
Vex'ahlia : Look at that one with the carving, it's amazing!

Vax'ildan : The architecture is divine.

Vex'ahlia : Divine!

Scanlan : They're posing as the Howell's?

Dungeon Master : [In Thurston Howell voice] The marble texture on this is gorgeous!
Dungeon Master : Look, we're letting you off this once, but if you so much as spit in the direction of any other dwarf in this city, we're gonna bury you so far underneath the dungeon, you won't see the light of day again until the day you rot. You hear me dragonborn?

Tiberius : I mean, yes. My hearing is perfectly fine.
Vax'ildan : As you can see, we've brought one of your citizens with us to show us a tour of the city.

Dungeon Master : Citizen? I haven't seen you about, what's your name.

Tiberius : Oh, my name is Tiberius Kraghammer.

Scanlan : Like Johnny New York. We're in Kraghammer. Johnny New York.

Matthew Mercer: Dungeon Master