Family Guy (TV Series)
The Peanut Butter Kid (2016)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Hey, God. It's the Griffins. Again, we are very sorry we cyberbullied that girl to death. But we still want a snowmobile.
Peter Griffin , Lois Griffin , Meg Griffin , Chris Griffin , Stewie Griffin : Amen.
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Lois Griffin : You know, Stewie actually got a call for another commercial tomorrow. Who knows? This could be the beginning of a nice career for him.
Brian Griffin : You sure about this, Lois? I mean, the world of child acting can be a pretty bad environment for a kid. Maybe we should just let Stewie's childhood be about being a child.
Peter Griffin : Wasn't your kid an actor, you jagoff?
Brian Griffin : Didn't your father hate your guts and die?
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Lois Griffin : This is serious. We need to think about our kids' education. Of course, it's already too late for Meg to go to college and Chris is too dumb to get in anywhere.
Chris Griffin : Yay!
Stewie Griffin : No, Chris. Not yay.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, did you rob a bunch of people on the beach with your metal detector?
Peter Griffin : Well, that's only half the story. I also hooted at a lady who was breastfeeding.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, every month our savings get smaller and smaller. We really got to figure out a better way to budget for this family's future.
Peter Griffin : Bitcoin.
Lois Griffin : What?
Peter Griffin : I don't know.
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Peter Griffin : Lois check out what I found with my metal detector.
Lois Griffin : Are those... Are those purple hearts?
Peter Griffin : Yeah, some idiot buried like a hundred of them in this big lawn under these bone cages.
Lois Griffin : Peter! I think you desecrated a military graveyard!
Brian Griffin : Hey guys, like four jeeps just drove up onto our front yard.