Family Guy (TV Series)

A Lot Going on Upstairs (2016)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

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• [Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe are locked in the attic, Peter calls out] 

  Peter Griffin : Lois! Let us out of here!

  Lois Griffin : No way! You like it so much? Then you can rot up there with your buddies!

  Peter Griffin : Lois! So, help me God! If you don't let us out right this second, I'm gonna take a dump on your wedding dress!

  Lois Griffin : You wouldn't dare!

  Peter Griffin : Don't test me, I'll do it! We'll all do it! Quagmire, pull down your pants!

  Glen Quagmire : What? I'm not doing that!

  Lois Griffin : You'll leave my dress alone, Peter!

  Cleveland : If it'll get us out of here, I'll make a doodie on it.

  Glen Quagmire : What are you nuts?

  Cleveland : I've been crowning for six hours!

  Peter Griffin : Cleveland's pants are off, Lois! Here come mine! This is happening!

  Glen Quagmire : Lois, they're not bluffing! Open the door!

  Joe Swanson : I miss Bonnie!

  Lois Griffin : Damn it, Peter! You hold that in! I know you can, you did it on the ferry to Block Island!

  Glen Quagmire : Oh, my god! I'm gonna puke!

  Peter Griffin : That's good, puke on the dress! Puke on the dress!

  Lois Griffin : [groans, angry]  Damn it!

  [she grabs the hand towel rack from the bathroom. She breaks the attic door, Peter and his friends fall down] 

  Lois Griffin : There! You happy?

  Cleveland : You were too late, we pooed on the gown.

  Joe Swanson : Ripped a big hole in your ceiling.

  Glen Quagmire : I barfed on Peter's ass, I don't know if it got on the dress or not, Lois. But, I am so sorry.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, this was all a huge disaster.

  Lois Griffin : [Inhales]  Let's just agree that we both went a bit too far, hmm?

  Glen Quagmire : I might need two weeks off from this friendship.