- Jerome: So, Peter, where are your boyfriends tonight?
- Peter Griffin: I don't know. Where are yours?
- Jerome: What the fuck did you just say?
- Chris Griffin: You know, Brian, this wouldn't have happened if you were just honest with women and had an ounce of integrity!
- Brian Griffin: Don't pull rank on me! You ate a ring, you worthless tub of crap!
- Chris Griffin: Yeah? Well, who's gonna fish through a tub of crap soon, you unemployed buttmunch!
- Stewie Griffin: Whoa, whoa! Let's calm down, guys!
- Chris Griffin: Shut up, you unemployed buttmunch!
- Stewie Griffin: Okay, he found a burn he likes.
- Lois Griffin: Did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland?
- Bonnie Swanson: Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask my index and middle finger?