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James Rolfe: [a message on the TV screen says "Turn to Side-B and insert to fucking box!"] Insert to... fucking box?
Mike Matei: Why can't it just say "insert to box"?
James Rolfe: Insert to fucking box?
[Mike laughs]
James Rolfe: Was that necessary?
Mike Matei: They're saying turn to side B. So take the thing out, flip it over, and insert it into the fucking box.
James Rolfe: Into the fucking box!
[laughs]
Mike Matei: So, I thought it was called the Famicom Disk System, I didn't know it was called the fuckin' box!
[laughs]
James Rolfe: Well who cares, the terminology, they curse...
Mike Matei: Like, would you ever call that a box? Wouldn't you call that the Famicom? First of all, who would ever call THAT a box?
James Rolfe: "Box" can mean other things.
Mike Matei: Let- vagina. See?
James Rolfe: Okay.
[Mike laughs]
James Rolfe: When I was playing "Rambo" on NES as a kid, and he says "get the hell out of there", I couldn't believe- "get the hell out of there", I was like, "Oh my God"...
Mike Matei: It says "hell" in a game.
James Rolfe: Don't let your parents see, y'know. This is a game that came out around that same time... it says "fucking"! It says "fucking"! This wasn't released in North America, but...
Mike Matei: I wonder why!
James Rolfe: Yeah, but... they're cursing, in English. I guess that just didn't... that just didn't mean anything over there, wasn't significant...
Mike Matei: I really wonder what the real story behind this is, because... REALLY? "Insert into fucking box"?
James Rolfe: Why does it say "fucking"?
Mike Matei: It could totally just... okay, it should, it should really say, "Eject the disc, flip the disc to side B, enjoy the game", or something like that. Like... no. "Insert it into the FUCKING box, you asshole!" It's like the game programmer, like, he was pissed off. This is the first legitimate video game I've ever played, at least that's retro...
James Rolfe: Yeah.
Mike Matei: ...That says "fucking".
James Rolfe: There aren't any others that I can think of.
Mike Matei: 'Cause you can play "Grand Theft Auto V", or something...
James Rolfe: Yeah, that has all cursing.
Mike Matei: ...And you expect it.
James Rolfe: Now there's a ratings system, now games have that.
Mike Matei: Yeah.
James Rolfe: It's just a thing. But, a retro game on the Famicom Disk System, a NINTENDO system. This is historical. Fucking! Am I seein' this? This is a real game- Softpro International, whatever it was?
Mike Matei: Yeah. Released 1988, yeah.
[...]
Mike Matei: We're lookin' at it: "Turn to side B, insert to fuckin' box."
[James laughs]
Mike Matei: Should we, should we try the game itself?
James Rolfe: It happens so early, we didn't even play- who cares about the game? We just...
Mike Matei: Well, I'm just curious if there's MORE things in the game that it's like...
James Rolfe: All right, okay.
Mike Matei: "Suck my dick." or something.
James Rolfe: Do what it says: Insert to fucking box.
Mike Matei: All right, let's see if it even works.
[goes off-camera]
Mike Matei: I'm inserting it into the fuckin' box.
James Rolfe: The FUCKING box. You asshole.
Mike Matei: [holding the disc up to the camera] Here's the game.
James Rolfe: You asshole. You fucking shit. Bastard fuckin' shit.
Mike Matei: I'm gonna insert this into the fucking box.
[...]
Mike Matei: There ya go, I just inserted it into the fucking box.
James Rolfe: You happy, game?
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