Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
The Smurfs (2015)
Andre Meadows: Black Nerd
Quotes
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Black Nerd : So are you finally ready to do the review?
Malcolm : Uh, we reviewed that a few months ago, didn't we?
Nostalgia Critic : Yes, but seeing how I could be facing some serious criminal charges for this, let's go ahead and do the crossover anyway. It can be any movie you want.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : Any movie you want.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : Any movie you want.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : I'm sensing an "Earth Girls Are Easy" vibe from you.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Tamara : "Fantastic 4"!
[the Critic backhands her with his fist]
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : "Troll 2" it is. A little cliché, but I still think we can get some good material out of it.
Black Nerd : [on the phone] Hello, police? Nostalgia Critic kidnapped another black guy again!
Malcolm : It's true.
[the Critic knocks out Malcolm and confiscates the Black Nerd's phone]
Nostalgia Critic : Let's do fucking "Smurfs".
Black Nerd : Yay!
Malcolm : [he and Tamara come to] Man, Urkel did not age well.
Black Nerd : I heard that, Theo!