- Lucifer Morningstar: Uh, Detective, you seem to have left on the central locking!
- Chloe Decker: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Wha...? Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?
- Chloe Decker: Ok, I get it: you wanna feel new things.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly!
- Chloe Decker: [Chloe unexpectedly lamps him one hard on the cheek] How's that?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Bloody hell, that hurt! Do it again!
- Chloe Decker: If I'm gonna be forced to work with you again, I call the shots.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You most certainly do. Right in the leg.
- [about Yellow Viper]
- Chloe Decker: He doesn't have to talk to us. He really seems to care about those kids.
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's odd for a criminal. Or anyone, really.
- Mazikeen: You need to leave. Now.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What's the rush? It's just getting exciting.
- Mazikeen: Humans are playing with their guns, and now they're running for cover. No reason to find out if your bones will break too.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, what about my broken... heart?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, seriously, a community center? This is where we'll find the deadly Yellow Viper?
- Chloe Decker: According to his parole officer.
- Chloe Decker: Oh, after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, you're right. No time for a quick drink, then.
- Chloe Decker: We're on duty.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You are the oldest young person I've ever met! And coming from an immortal, that's saying something.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [approaching Paolucci in a bar, he taps him on the shoulder] Excuse me.
- [Paolucci turns around]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Hello.
- Anthony Paolucci: What do you want?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, firstly, let me state that I'm in no way standing up for my associate...
- [he gestures to Chloe at the bar behind him]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Detective Decker.
- [Lucifer turns back to face Paolucci]
- Lucifer Morningstar: But on behalf of myself, and only myself, I think you're a complete sack of ass.
- [Lucifer hauls back and punches Paolucci into a group of cops]
- Mazikeen: You were shot and you bled. No sharp objects until we find out why.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, quite the opposite. The danger of getting hurt's positively thrilling.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Do we get to kick in the door? As your self-sacrificing partner, I volunteer to go first.
- Chloe Decker: No, there'll be no kicking in of anything, unless we have a warrant, or people are in immediate danger. You better start taking this case seriously.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I know that you'll always protect me. No matter how mortal I become, the Devil can depend on that.
- Mazikeen: Yes, you can. Whatever the danger, I'll be there to stop it. Whether you see it coming or not.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's my Maze.