The Muppets. (TV Series)

Hostile Makeover (2015)

Matt Vogel: Floyd Pepper, Uncle Deadly, Sweetums

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Quotes 

• Scooter : [terrified]  We got a big problem with Piggy! She's...

  Kermit the Frog : Scooter, Scooter, Scooter! Listen, relax. We talked about overreacting to things.

  Uncle Deadly : It's a code red.

  Kermit the Frog : [freaking out; to the other Muppets]  Code red! Code red! This is not a drill!

  [the Muppets are driven into a frenzy] 

• [Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly are hiding under a desk during Miss Piggy's tirade] 

  Miss Piggy : [shouting]  Who replaced my thick Sharpies with fine-tipped Sharpies? I'm signing autographs, not writing the Bible on a grain of rice!

  Kermit the Frog : I have a feeling this isn't about pen thickness.

  Uncle Deadly : So, I was fitting Piggy for a new dress...

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, no, no. You forgot to cut out the tag? She knows her size?

  Uncle Deadly : Oh please. I've woven such a cocoon of lies, she doesn't know her size, weight, or even how old she is.

  Miss Piggy : [still shouting]  Look at this nonsense: pencils, highlighters, a BACKSCRATCHER? If you're itchy, take care of it at home!

  Kermit the Frog : What is going on?

  Scooter : The People's Choice Awards are coming up and she doesn't have a date.

  Uncle Deadly : Shocking. She seems like such pleasant company.

  [Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly laugh] 

  Miss Piggy : [still shouting]  How dare you try to calm me down with cake! Gimme that cake!