The Muppets. (TV Series)
Hostile Makeover (2015)
Josh Groban: Josh Groban
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Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : Where's Piggy?
Josh Groban : Oh, she's in the middle of getting a hot stone massage right now. Can I help you?
Kermit the Frog : [seeing Piggy getting the massage Groban was talking about] Piggy? I got to talk to her.
Josh Groban : [blocking Kermit's path] Anything you need to say to my lady, you can say to me.
Kermit the Frog : Okay, then, fine. The guy you're dating is an absolute nightmare, and you got to get rid of him.
Josh Groban : Oh yeah? Well, you're a little insecure swamp rat whom nobody's talking about! That was her response to you, not mine. I think you're terrific.
Kermit the Frog : Will you stop trying to turn Piggy into you?
Josh Groban : Wouldn't the world be a better place if everybody was a little more like me?