The Muppets. (TV Series)
Walk the Swine (2015)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : Listen, Piggy, will you please not try to build a house with Reese? You're doing this for all the wrong reasons.
Miss Piggy : I'm doing this to show up Reese in front of the press.
Kermit the Frog : But that's...
Miss Piggy : A perfect reason.
Kermit the Frog : No, it's...
Miss Piggy : A PERFECT REASON! Say it!
Kermit the Frog : Absolutely not!
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Kermit the Frog : [seeing a catering truck parked in the studio lot] Bobo?
Bobo the Bear : Yes, sir?
Kermit the Frog : What is this truck doing here?
Bobo the Bear : Oh, Piggy got it for the crew.
Kermit the Frog : But this is where Reese Witherspoon has to park.
Bobo the Bear : Well, I told Piggy that, and then she said, "Have her park at the structure." And I said, "Well, that's really far and it fills up early," and she said, "La la la, I can't hear you."
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Uncle Deadly : Piggy's obviously still holding a grudge over losing the lead in "Walk the Line" to Reese, who went on to win the Oscar.
Kermit the Frog : Yeah, but I thought that grudge was replaced by the Natalie Portman grudge for stealing "Black Swan".
Uncle Deadly : That was just a decoy grudge. It's always been Witherspoon.
Kermit the Frog : Well...
Uncle Deadly : Always.
Kermit the Frog : Okay.
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Kermit the Frog : Big guest tonight on Up Late. we have Reese Witherspoon for the first time. Honestly I'm a little nervous, y'know. But, nerves are good. They keep you sharp. My cousin Albert used to tease me about it, then a hawk carried him off which simultaneously proved my point and ruined our camping trip.