The Muppets. (TV Series)

Pig's in a Blackout (2015)

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Zoot, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, Chip

Quotes 

• The Great Gonzo : So, Kermit, we got a great sketch for Patrick Dempsey.

  Rizzo the Rat : Mm-hmm.

  Pepe the King Prawn : Si.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, no, Dempsey's out. We're going with a big block of butter.

  Rizzo the Rat : Okay, we'll just tweak it. Piggy's having a dream where she's making out with a big block of butter. Huh. It's actually funnier.

  The Great Gonzo : Yeah.

  Pepe the King Prawn : And more realistic.

• The Great Gonzo : [disappointed that, while Kermit is going on leave, he has left Scooter in charge]  You know, when you're choosing somebody to handle a high-pressure job, you might want to go with the guy who won't get rattled. I mean, I was a stunt man. I was shot out of a cannon straight into Niagara Falls. Although, technically, I was supposed to go over Niagara Falls. Always check the wind.

• Scooter : [freaked out]  I broke Kermit's show!

  The Great Gonzo : [one-on-one interview]  I feel sorry for Scooter. Being in charge is not easy. But you know what I learned when I was shot into Niagara Falls? Sometimes you gotta ask for help. Yeah. And learn French in case the wind carries you to the Canadian side.

• Kermit the Frog : Everybody, listen up. Uh, could I have your attention just for a second? Uh, listen, first of all, I just want everybody to know that I am fine.

  Zoot : Are you sure? You look a little green.

  Kermit the Frog : I'm always green, Zoot.

  Zoot : Oh. You look great, then.

• The Great Gonzo : Scooter, you're not going anywhere. What is the oldest saying in Hollywood?

  Scooter : Uh... "This is where we should put Hollywood"?

  The Great Gonzo : No. "The show must go on."

  Scooter : Well, why would you say that before Hollywood exists?

  The Great Gonzo : [sighs]  Look, Scooter, what I'm trying to say is... I believe in you. And it doesn't matter how scared you are. You can do this. You have to do this.