Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 (2015 Video)

Royngtt: Colin

Quotes 

• Red Guy : If only there were a way to learn more about the world...

  [He looks over at a nearby globe expectantly, but nothing happens] 

  Duck Guy : Yes, if only there were some way to learn more information about this...

  [Now all of them staring in anticipation. Suddenly, the globe turns, revealing a face] 

  Yellow Guy : Wow!

  [Before the globe can do anything, the computer behind them begins singing] 

• Colin : Great! Great news! Now, before we begin our journey, I need to get some information from you. What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?

  Duck Guy : I live in my house!

  Yellow Guy : Spaghetti!

  Red Guy : Well, my name is Ha...

  Colin : Great news! Now, just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way.

  Red Guy : Wait a second...

  Colin : What's your favorite color?

  Red Guy : Stop talking.

  Colin : Do you prefer cow's or goat's milk?

  Red Guy : Be quiet!

  Colin : Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to...

  Red Guy : SHUT UP!

  [He slams his hand down on the keyboard] 

  Colin : [Screeching]  DON'T TOUCH ME!

• Red Guy : Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow... is it a computer?

• Yellow Guy : I don't get it. How can it be, if I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen?

  Colin : But you're not you. No, you're digital you!

  [He shows Yellow Guy his reflection in a mirror] 

  Colin : Virtually real, but controlled by real you!

  Duck Guy : But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real, too. And your not real you is inside the real you!

  Red Guy : Oh, wow, how amazing, and interesting, too. But in this digital world, what can we do?

  [Colin ignores him] 

  Red Guy : What can we do?

  Colin : Hey, good question! Well, it's up to you. In the digital world, there's only three things to do.

  [Three doors appear before his students] 

  Yellow Guy : [the door in front of him opens]  Wow, look! A pie chart!

  [the camera pans away from him] 

  Duck Guy : [the door in front of him opens]  Digital style!

  [the camera pans away from him] 

  Colin : [the door in front of Red Guy opens, and he appears behind it]  Do a digital dancing. Hey, this is fun!

• Colin : I'm a computer. I'm a computery guy, everything made out of buttons and wires. I'd like to show you inside my digital life. Inside my mind, there is a digital mind.

  [He ejects his brain out of his screen]