Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 (2015 Video)

Becky Sloan: Spinach Can

Quotes 

• Steak Guy : You see, the body is like a special house, with blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms.

  [Points to the basement] 

  Steak Guy : Oh, look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement.

  Duck Guy : What?

  Steak Guy : Now, food comes in through the chimney- mouth- and goes from room to room, greeting the different organs.

  Yellow Guy : Hello!

  Steak Guy : Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs, and so is invited to stay for a party!

  Steak Guy , Spinach Can : Yay!

  Steak Guy : Now the bad, not healthy foods are very rude and must leave through the cat flap!

  [a burger is ejected out of the model house and lands in a trash can] 

  Spinach Can : Rude!

  Duck Guy : That doesn't make sense!

  Spinach Can : [Cutting Duck Guy off]  Doo doo doo doo doo!

  Steak Guy , Spinach Can : Doo doo doo doo doo! Do it healthy.

  [the phone on the model house rings] 

• Spinach Can : What's that? A tasty snack! You don't want to go and eat a snack like that.

  Steak Guy : Greedy to eat all that! You'll end up with your teeth all grey.

  Spinach Can : Doo doo doo doo doo!

  Spinach Can , Steak Guy : Doo doo doo doo doo! Do it healthy.

• Spinach Can : How about some onion paste? It looks like blood, have a taste!

  [She spoon-feeds it to Yellow Guy] 

  Yellow Guy : Eugh!

  Steak Guy : That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate.

  ["A stranger's plate" echoes in the background as Yellow Guy stares into the spaghetti in front of him] 

• Duck Guy : Hello?

  Spinach Can : What's that? A tasty snack! You don't want to go and eat a snack like that!

  [Duck Guy is revealed to be holding a sub like a telephone] 

  Steak Guy : Greedy to eat all that! You'll end up with your gums all grey!

  [He shows Duck Guy his reflection in the underside of a spoon. His gums are all greyed out] 

  Duck Guy : But something's... wrong!

  Spinach Can : Exactly! How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?

  Steak Guy : Well, that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the health shape. Choosing normal, plain-looking foods such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic will keep the body ticking over just nicely.

  [He pours cream into his model body] 

  Steak Guy : Isn't that right?

  Model body : [Satisfied grunt] 

  Duck Guy : I need to go...

  Spinach Can : But wait! What's this?

  [Holds up a bowl of fruit salad] 

  Steak Guy : Fancy, show-offy foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!

  Spinach Can : Augh!

  Steak Guy : These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail.

  [He knocks his model body onto the floor] 

  Steak Guy : Oh look! It's all broken and on the floor.

  [He stomps on the remains of the model body] 

  Model body : [Dissatisfied gargling] 

  Fridge : Everything tastes great! Maybe we should wait...

  Duck Guy : [Pushes the fridge's hand off him]  No!

  Fridge : Before we put it on the plate...

  Duck Guy : Enough!

  Fridge : Or it could be too late!

  Duck Guy : I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!

  [He knocks over the camera]