- Neal Cassidy: Hey, Emma.
- Emma Swan: [stunned] Neal?
- Neal Cassidy: Yeah. It's really great to see you.
- Emma Swan: Where are we? Am I dreaming?
- Neal Cassidy: No. If this were a dream, there'd be, like, talking doughnuts or something weird like that. Think of this... as a long-distance call from an old friend.
- Blueberry Pie Gal: Happy birthday, my Queen.
- [Hands her a pie]
- Evil Queen: Blueberry. Not bad. But I prefer apple.
- Robin Hood: It's uncanny. It's so similar, yet so... off.
- Regina Mills: Well, when I conjured Storybrooke, it was with the Dark Curse. Whoever created that curse, looks like this is where they got their inspiration.
- Robin Hood: Or vice versa.
- Mr. Gold: This is the way to find your deceased pirate. The Ale of Seonaidh from the land of DunBroch.
- Regina Mills: That's a mouthful.
- Jester: Make a wish! Make a wish!
- [Regina angrily blows out the candle]
- Jester: What did you wish?
- Evil Queen: That you were amusing, Jester. And it didn't come true.
- Hades: Did you hear that little tick up there? It was the sound of your incompetence.
- Cora Mills: Why do you want my daughter gone? What threat could she pose to you?
- Hades: Ah. Tick, tick, tick. You see, each clock tick means a soul has left my domain. Do I look like I like to lose anything?
- Henry Mills: So... who's ready for Operation Firebird?
- Regina Mills: [laughs] Is that what we're calling it?
- Emma Swan: You referring to the mythical bird or the muscle car?
- [against her father's advice, Regina is determined to leave the Underworld to spare him a worse fate]
- Prince Henry: When you tore my heart out, it was driven by the worst motives. But if you stay, you spread hope. That's the best thing anyone can do. Let your old man see you doing the right thing. Then I truly will not have died in vain.
- Prince Henry: I know you loved Daniel, but if anyone is to blame, it's your mother. She ripped out his heart so you would become the merciless queen that she always wanted. Don't let her win. Don't let her control you.
- Evil Queen: Mother does not control me. I banished her to Wonderland, remember?
- Prince Henry: Until you give up this quest for vengeance, Cora will always have a hold on you.
- Blind Witch: Is that... I know you. Aren't you Snow White?
- [Gasps]
- Blind Witch: Can you imagine? Uh, well, what can I get you? Do you like gingerbread or children? Kidding. But the... the gingerbread's actually not bad.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: I'm looking for a friend. He would have gotten here recently. Uh, dark hair, a hook for a hand.
- Blind Witch: Captain Hook.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: You know him?
- Blind Witch: No, no. But your description's pretty complete.
- Regina Mills: You... you killed him.
- Cora Mills: "Killed" is, um, a relative term down here. This Underworld... most can only leave it in two ways... to a better place or a worse one. But you, my sweet daughter, have another option. However, not for long. Go home, or there will be a cost. Someone will suffer.
- Cora Mills: Without me, you'll fail. And even worse, you'll be alone.
- Evil Queen: Better alone than with you.
- Cora Mills: You think you're better alone? Let's see how you really feel.
- [Steals the box with Regina's father]
- Evil Queen: No! Daddy!
- [Cora and the box are sucked back to Wonderland]
- Magic Mirror: Well... you always have me.