- Sheldon Cooper: [Knock, knock, knock] Penny.
- [Knock, knock, knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny.
- [Knock, knock, knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Quietly to Penny] What happens if *I* say "Come in?"
- Penny Hofstadter: Huh? Find out.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Loudly] Come in.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Long pause. Knock, knock, knock] Bernadette.
- [Knock, knock, knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Bernadette.
- [Knock, knock, knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Bernadette.
- Penny Hofstadter: [Loudly] Come in.
- Sheldon Cooper: Keep it up. I got nowhere else to be.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Just come in.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Comes in] For future reference, if I want to watch Mean Girls I'll stream it on Netflix.
- Penny Hofstadter: Let's recap our options. We've got the harp thing, the sheep thing...
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: The wild thang...
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I can't believe it... I - I don't know what to say.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Well, we're really happy for you. And we know how much he cares...
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I *do* know what to say!
- [rises and runs towards the stairs]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: LET'S GET ME WAXED!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: We don't want to spoil anything but... you should know that Sheldon said he's ready to be physical.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
- Sheldon Cooper: [indifferently after sex] Well, I enjoyed that more than I thought I would.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [looking like she had the time of her life] Me, too.
- Sheldon Cooper: All right, this goes against everything I stand for, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
- [Kneels down to pray]
- Sheldon Cooper: Lord, this is Sheldon Cooper. You're good friends with my mom. I know I've spent my life denying that you exist...
- Howard Wolowitz: Got them!
- Sheldon Cooper: ...and I will continue to do so!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: So where do you want to go?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I heard that new Mexican place on Green Street is good.
- Penny Hofstadter: Sure. Sure. Or we could take you to get a bikini wax.
- Arthur Jeffries: Can I get out of this muumuu now?
- Sheldon Cooper: Those are the robes of the Jedi, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy.
- Arthur Jeffries: And they... they don't wear underwear.
- Sheldon Cooper: I should probably tell you something about this gift.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You mean before you... give it to me?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes. May I ask you a question before I... give it to you?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Of course.
- Sheldon Cooper: Why are we saying "give it to you" like that?