- Dr. Gero: Do not activate Android 16, he's not appropriately programmed.
- Android 17: And how many of us are? "Howdy folks, I'm Android 13, look at my trucker hat!"
- Dr. Gero: I was going through a phase!
- Android 17: Are you an Android? Holy shit, you're an Android, how did you even do that?
- Dr. Gero: I took my brain out and put it into this body!
- Android 18: ...How?
- Trunks: I'll admit, after everything that's happened, I'm a little bit worried I'm responsible for these events...
- Android 18: Did you build a ginger Android? Man, there's a Solus machine joke there, but that's beneath me.
- Trunks: Wait, what?
- Vegeta: So I'm sure that's THREE Androids you've missed? Do I hear four?
- Trunks: No, no, no, no, no!
- Trunks: [to Vegeta] How are these people friends with you?
- Tien: Making a lot of assumptions right now.
- Vegeta: For thousands of years I have laid dormant, who has disturbed my...
- Goku: Hey, best buddy!
- Vegeta: ...Oh, it's you. Explain, idiot.
- Trunks: No, no, no...
- Goku: We found three more Androids!
- Trunks: DA-HA-MIT!
- Vegeta: Three whole Androids, huh, pretty sure that makes eight. Never letting the boy live this one down...
- Cell (Fetus): I'm sure by now you're more than familiar with my father, Dr Gero!
- Piccolo: Oh, goddamit...
- Android 18: Wait a sec, you built another Android?
- Android 17: Wait wait wait, was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke!
- Android 18: Well, clearly it was. It's dead.
- Trunks: [sees Dr Gero] What is that?
- Piccolo: That's the Android.
- Trunks: No, it's not.
- Piccolo: Yes, it is.
- Trunks: No, it's not!
- Dr. Gero: Yes, I am!
- Trunks: You stay out of this!
- Tien: Wait, so you're saying that that's not the Android that kills us?
- Trunks: No... I don't even...
- Krillin: But you said two Androids, right?
- Tien: And we've been fighting two.
- Trunks: Yes, I said two, but that's not one of them!
- Vegeta: Why didn't you tell us what they looked like then?
- Trunks: I only ever met the two!
- Vegeta: Well look at that, so did we! You fucking failure!
- Trunks: Hold on a second!
- Vegeta: You told us: two Androids, May 12th, 10 AM, South City!
- Trunks: Well, five miles off, but...
- Vegeta: And what happens? We waste our time on the wrong fucking Androids!
- Trunks: Look, I was only ten months old at the time!
- Vegeta: How about next time you come back to give someone a heads up, you give them a goddamn photo!
- Trunks: [sees Android 19's head] Oh my god, Chiaotzu's dead! And he really let himself go!... And he's an Android... That's not Chiaotzu. Oh, crabbaskets.
- Android 18: [sees Android 16] Oh, what's this, your secret project?
- Dr. Gero: No, he's in the basem... I mean yes! Very secret! Don't touch!
- Piccolo: Is it over?
- Vegeta: Not 'til the fish jumps.
- [Piccolo clears his throat. Vegeta clears his]
- Piccolo: So... what were you doing in the Arctic?
- Vegeta: What were YOU doing in the Arctic?
- Piccolo: I don't have a place to live. What's your excuse?
- Vegeta: Look, green man, if you must know, I was just trying to find a place where I can be alone for a little bit and have some "me time". Turns out the Arctic wasn't the best solution.
- Piccolo: Yeah, it would, uh, seem that way.
- Vegeta: Yeah. Yeah, it would.
- Piccolo: So what do you do for fu-
- [a fish jumps out of the water]
- Fish: Fin!
- [Title card saying "Fin" shows up]
- Piccolo: Oh, I get it.
- Vegeta: It's 'cause he's a fish.