- Wynonna Earp: You know exactly who she invited too?
- Nicole Haught: Mmm?
- Wynonna Earp: Chrissy Nedley.
- Nicole Haught: What? Sheriff's daughter?
- Wynonna Earp: Mhmm! And Stephanie Jones! Ya know, one time, Stephanie told me that I should think about getting a butt lift.
- Nicole Haught: What? Your ass is like... it's top shelf man, it's top shelf.
- Wynonna Earp: Thanks.
- Doc Holliday: I have something I need to say.
- Waverly Earp: Maddie tried to warn you and you didn't listen. 'Cause you knew that if you told me about Constance, I'd take the skull and leave. You used us as bait!
- Doc Holliday: The witch is all I want in this world. Thinking of her at the end of a gun is the only thing that kept me alive in that well, kept me sane.
- Waverly Earp: I'm starting to think sanity is overrated.
- Doc Holliday: See, where as I underestimate... I mean I forgot, 'bout the other stuff, the living stuff. Now I understand if ya hate me.
- Waverly Earp: I don't hate you, Doc. You're the scorpion; I'm the frog.
- Doc Holliday: Not sure I follow.
- Waverly Earp: Just google it.
- Doc Holliday: I suppose this bears repeating to Wynonna.
- Waverly Earp: 'Least be mad enough to tell her yourself... you do love her, after all.
- Doc Holliday: Love? Well that's a bit rich.
- Waverly Earp: There, you wanted to know what your 'tell' at poker is? Simple. You're always, always lying! Geez.
- Wynonna Earp: Saturday night, i am the town pariah with ten years of bad deeds and social suicides to make up for... what's your excuse?
- Nicole Haught: nedley
- [name of the boss]
- Wynonna Earp: say no more, bosses are the worst!