The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

When Moose Meets Moose, or Two's a Crowd/The Midnight Chew-Chew, or This Gum for Hire (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Gus, Crafty Wolf, Santa Claus, Mr. Peabody, Lieutenant, Inca, Spike, Railroad Clerk, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [after finding Boris's false wig and antlers from his female moose disguise] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : She wasn't a real blonde.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : She wasn't a real moose.

  Boris Badenov : [from behind a bush]  She wasn't even a real SHE!

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Gee, maybe I didn't have the money after all, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe I dreamed it.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe I'm just a stupid lamebrain.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Couldn't you hesitate a little on that one?

• Narrator : But back at the train station, Babyface was gazing at the track, waiting for the next train out of town.

  Boris Badenov : [while holding the clerk at gunpoint]  I thought you said train was due half past.

  Railroad Clerk : [trembling]  It is.

  Boris Badenov : Half past four or half past five?

  Railroad Clerk : Half past October.

  Boris Badenov : OCTOBER? Raskolnikov!

• [after finding an unconscious Boris] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You know, I'll bet his first words when he comes to will be "Where am I?"

  Rocket J. Squirrel : How come?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's what I always say.

  Narrator : But just then, Boris's eyes opened and he said...

  Boris Badenov : [pulls out a gun]  Stick'em up!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, that's different, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, but it's not much of an improvement.