The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Defective Story or A Muffled Report/Leaky Lyrics or Bullwinkle Plugs a Song (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Mudmaker, King's Aide, Mr. Peabody, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [when everything starts shaking]  Hey, what's happening, Mayor LaPompano?

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Oh, dear! We're having one our seaquakes!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Seaquakes? I've never heard of seaquakes.

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : You've heard of earthquakes, haven't you?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, and hotquakes, too.

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : A seaquake is an underwater earthquake!

• [water starts pouring into Submerbia] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What are we gonna do?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : How about two choruses of By a Waterfall?

  [sings] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : By a water...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, can't you ever be serious?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Believe me, when I sing, it's serious.

• Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : A big dome covers our whole city. That's what keeps us warm and dry.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : It's sorta like a big sky.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but where does your light come from?

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Where else? From sunfish.

  Captain Peachfuzz : And at night, I suppose it's covered with, uh...

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Starfish.

  Captain Peachfuzz : Figures.

• Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Any enemy of Maybe Dick is a friend of mine.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, then, you ought to meet my pal, Rocky Squirrel.

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Love to, love to. Where is he?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, he's onboard our ship, the...

  [looks out the porthole and sees Rocky swimming] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hiya, Rock. The Athabasco, where he... Rocky!

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : That's a squirrel?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You ever see a fish with goggles?

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : No, but then I never saw a squirrel with goggles either.

• [after Maybe Dick swims by Submerbia] 

  Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Oh, I do hope the dome doesn't crack!

  [the plastic dome on Submerbia suddenly gets a crack] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You had to open your big gills.

• Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Rocky, you're a squirrel of infinite mental rectitude.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : He's pretty smart, too.

• [Mayor LaPompano is giving Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Captain Peachfuzz a tour of Submerbia] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Very interesting, Mayor LaPompano, but we've really got to get going.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Going? We just got here, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, did you forget we're supposed to be hunting for Maybe Dick?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : No, but I sure tried.