- Emma Swan: Come sit down. Let me take a look at you.
- Captain Hook: Are you sure you want to? Hades kind of knocked the handsome out of me.
- David Nolan: Well, it's time for my brother and me to have an overdue chat.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Well, you won't be alone. I still owe him a punch in his pretty mouth for kissing me.
- David Nolan: He kissed you?
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Thought it was you.
- Captain Liam Jones: I'm sorry, Killian. I wanted to be this perfect example for you, to inspire you.
- Captain Hook: All you did was raise the bar so high, the only thing I could do was fail.
- David Nolan: I had a... pretty bad day today. I learned that my twin brother resented me his whole life.
- Henry Mills: I thought he grew up a prince.
- David Nolan: Guess he wanted something else, what I had... a loving mother.
- Henry Mills: Please don't make this a lesson.
- David Nolan: Too late.
- Henry Mills: I'm not getting the pen for Cruella. I'm getting it for me. I just watched my mom become the Dark One. I watched Hook die, and I couldn't do anything.
- The Apprentice: You are the Author. As such, you should use the quill only to record the stories, not create them.
- Henry Mills: I don't care about the stupid stories anymore. I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines. I want to be a hero. I want to help my mom, even if it means helping Cruella.
- Killian Jones: Those fish guts smell particularly foul this evening.
- Liam Jones: Come on, Killian. The harder we work, the sooner we're finished.
- Killian Jones: Wish I had your work ethic. Seems I've inherited father's.
- Captain Liam Jones: Hades has eyes everywhere. We can't have him learning what we're up to.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Fine plan. Can't wait to see the look on his face when he learns a valuable lesson... one should never mess with the Brothers Jones.
- Captain Silver: If you don't like how I run my ship, you should've left when you had the chance. Now, move along before I string you up for mutiny.
- Liam Jones: Easy, Captain. I have always abhorred the idea of mutiny.
- [Steals his sword]
- Liam Jones: But if that's what it takes to save these men, then so be it!
- Killian Jones: Now, shall we do this the easy way... or the bloody way?
- David Nolan: Henry's kind of the expert on Storybooks. Where is he?
- Emma Swan: He's upstairs going full emo teenager.
- Cruella De Vil: [In the woods] Well, there's no pen here, just dirt and things that smell like dirt.
- David Nolan: Looks like my evil twin's out on patrol.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Great. Then let's find that key and get the hell out of here.
- [Goes to the desk]
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Top drawer, just like at home. You two are so alike.
- David Nolan: Next you're gonna say we kiss the same.
- [Gets a look]
- David Nolan: Never mind. Don't want to know.
- Emma Swan: Henry, uh, you got to stay here.
- Henry Mills: But this was my idea. I'm not gonna stand behind and do nothing.
- Emma Swan: You're not doing nothing. You're the lookout.
- Henry Mills: *Lookout*?
- Regina Mills: Don't argue with your mother.
- Henry Mills: But...
- Regina Mills: Or your mother.