Veep (TV Series)

Congressional Ball (2016)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Selina Meyer

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• Selina Meyer : [to Congresswoman Nickerson]  You're playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen. 'Cause if I don't win the White House, O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats and you're gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny. And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husband's colon, he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer.

• Mike McLintock : Ma'am, I'm getting a lot of press interest about Catherine - and, you know, her condition.

  Selina Meyer : What? She's a lesbian, Mike. She's not a werewolf. Although either one would explain why she never shaves her legs.

• Selina Meyer : You're playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen, 'cause if I don't win the White House, O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats and you're gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny. And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husband's colon, he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer. So can I count on your vote, or do I need to shove a box of White House M&Ms up your stretched out, six-baby vag?

• Kent Davison : The White House officially celebrates Diwali, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Mawlid al-Nabi, the alleged birth date of the prophet Muhammad.

  Selina Meyer : Well, I suppose putting a few pictures up of Muhammad never hurt anyone.