Silicon Valley (TV Series)
Bachmanity Insanity (2016)
T.J. Miller: Erlich Bachman
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Quotes
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Erlich Bachman : [With regards to Jared dating a girl] Jared, with regards to the... you need a plus one?
Donald 'Jared' Dunn : Oh, no thank you. I think it's too early for that.
Erlich Bachman : Good idea. Don't bring sand to the beach, there's already pussy there.
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Erlich Bachman : Get ready. In T-minus five minutes, Big Head and I are going to take that stage and I am going to ejaculate my success all over the faces and hair of my fiercest rivals. Like some sort of vengeful viscous web of payback.