- Paige Dineen: Ralph, by the way, where is your babysitter?
- Ralph Dineen: Downstairs on her phone. I gave her a soda.
- Sylvester Dodd: We never really talked about it, but, technically, when I married Megan, it made you and I brothers-in-law.
- Walter O'Brien: You know, I've always found that term antiquated. How about we just go with brothers?
- Walter O'Brien: So, in summary, we stop the river. Drop the bomb. Reverse the river. Save the town. Easy.
- Toby Curtis: See? That's the kind of thought you should say only to yourself.
- Happy Quinn: [Toby tries to stop Happy from using a fire extinguisher on liquid rubidium] What? You got a faster way to turn a liquid solid?
- Toby Curtis: Considering how explosive it is, maybe the prudent thing
- [Happy uses the extinguisher. Toby shrieks in panic]
- Happy Quinn: See? It worked.
- Toby Curtis: We're almost done building a Tsunami bomb. That's a real thing. I just said that.
- Toby Curtis: Wow. We really suck at making bombs.
- Happy Quinn: Yeah. We also suck at saving that dam and that whole town.
- [the bomb explodes]
- Sylvester Dodd: [Disappointed tone] I'm surrounded by children.
- [Upbeat]
- Sylvester Dodd: Is that gingerbread? Can I have some?
- Toby Curtis: You're not gonna believe what's in his glove
- Paige Dineen: Gloves?
- Toby Curtis: If it was gloves do you think I'd be whispering? He's got a can of Chock Full'O Sister in there!