Llamas with Hats (2009–2015)

Chris Alex: Carl

Quotes 

• Paul : Tell me, Carl. Exactly what you were doing before I got home.

  Carl : Alright, well I was upstairs.

  Paul : Okay.

  Carl : I was, I was sitting in my room.

  Paul : Yes.

  Carl : Reading a book.

  Paul : Go on.

  Carl : And uh, well this guy walked in.

  Paul : Okay.

  Carl : So I went up to him.

  Paul : Yes.

  Carl : And I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

  Paul : *Caarrrllll*, that kills people!

  Carl : Oh, oh, well I-I-I didn't know that.

  Paul : How could you not know that?

  Carl : Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.

• Carl : My stomach was making the rumblies - that only hands would satisfy.

• Carl : I don't kill people. That is - that is my least favourite thing to do.

• Paul : Carl, there is a dead human in our house.

  Carl : Oh, hey, how did he get here?

  Paul : *Caarrrlllll*, what did you do?

• Carl : Clearly there has been some sort of miscommunication.

• Carl : That's the sound of Forgiveness! Screaming, then silence.