- Agatha Raisin: I am trying to encourage Chi to flow into my life. To bring harmony and peace. It's about wind and water.
- [Roy looks at the sludgy fruit drink that Agatha has been drinking]
- Roy Silver: After drinking that, I'm not surprised.
- [Agatha points to her tubs of plants in the garden. One of tubs has wet stains down the side and on the ground]
- Agatha Raisin: Roy, have you been urinating on my thing-me-bobbies again?
- Roy Silver: Did you not hear the joyriders? It was like Silverstone out there. I was up half the night - got caught short, didn't I?
- Agatha Raisin: Well could you *not*, please.
- Roy Silver: Keeps the foxes away.
- Agatha Raisin: Roy, it's two days away from my first Open Garden competition, and I'm not going in for Best Urinal.