- Johnny Carson: We do have a good show tonight, and I thank you for coming to witness this humiliating part of it.
- Johnny Carson: If you'd have been up there, before they went out, would you have said, "Hey, I don't know this either," or...
- Jon Pennington: ...What do you mean? Go up there and say, "Hey, I don't know that, either?"
- Johnny Carson: Do you ever get a chance to see this show?
- Jon Pennington: No.
- Johnny Carson: You've never seen me on television before?
- Jon Pennington: No.
- Johnny Carson: ...Never, at any time?... What did they - what did they tell you when you're - what you were gonna go on? When they said The Tonight Show, what - what did that mean to you?
- Jon Pennington: ...I knew it was on at night.