- Samantha Burd: Oh my God, is that...
- Hank Williams: Yep, that's Buster.
- Samantha Burd: Is that a decapitated animal head that you're hanging as a trophy on your wall?
- Hank Williams: Which one?
- Samantha Burd: You murdered an innocent animal! How would you feel if I murdered you, ate your body, and then mounted your face on the wall?
- Trevor Farleys: I would be flattered. That is an honor that you keep the head. We usually don't.
- Willis Hampton: Don't mind her, boys. She's just always coming around here trying to tell me all kinds of bullshit. Probably because she's secretly attracted to me, I don't know.
- The Exterminator: Um, you know, a lot of people will ask me, like, "How did you become indestructible and this amazing killing machine?" And, um - so there was a time in my life where I was just your average, everyday telemarketer and then I was, um - I got struck by lightning and um - yeah. I don't want to say that it's like a superpower because that might sound kind of weird but like, it just, I became really good at killing things... and um, became indestructible.
- Trevor Farleys: I'm sorry.
- Hank Williams: It's okay.
- Trevor Farleys: What?
- Hank Williams: It's alright.
- Trevor Farleys: I thought this was the part where we have a falling out and we reconcile our friendship at a later time?
- Hank Williams: Well, why don't we just skip the falling out part and go straight to the reconciliation?
- Trevor Farleys: Uh, that's a better idea.
- Samantha Burd: [sneaking up on Willis] Willis!
- Willis Hampton: Whoa, Martha! Oh, you're the PEYTA girl.
- Samantha Burd: I do work for PEYTA, yes.
- Willis Hampton: I thought you were my dead wife.
- Willis Hampton: I hung the son of a bitch! I fucked him in the ass and I hung him! I hung him up in a tree! Like a witch in the Salem Witch Trials!
- Hank Williams: I think the velocity was - it - it was too rambunctious for the - quadra - quadriangle.
- Willis Hampton: He can't be dead! We ain't dang well hung him yet!
- Hank Williams: Well, you know that is a truth... but, I do recall, didn't he get show twice in the legs?
- Samantha Burd: Yeah, I did shoot him... twice.
- Trevor Farleys: What is wrong with this woma - what the hell do you have?
- Hank Williams: [with very strong sadness, holding an empty bottle of juice] It's cran-apple.
- Hank Williams: Willis, it's my lucky coin!
- Willis Hampton: I lost my lucky wife! You don't see me going down to get her.
- Hank Williams: [sees Willis aggressively cutting up fish on the kitchen counter] Making fish for dinner?
- Willis Hampton: We're having lasagna.
- Hank Williams: Are you... going to put the fish in the lasagna?
- Willis Hampton: Who the hell puts fish in lasagna?
- Willis Hampton: I'm serving four consecutive life sentences: one for The Exterminator, one for Clive, one for Clive's grandfather, and another one for my wife. My wife I probably shouldn't have bragged about in the court room because apparently there's no statute of limitations for murder.
- Hank Williams: Now, I didn't know Trevor very long... but I knew he, uh - was the face of bravery, and courage, and sheer aptitude. He's my best friend. And that right there, is the truth.