Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)

Post Mortem (2016)

Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli

Quotes 

• Maura Isles : Taekwondo, archery, watercolor and next week I start the piccolo

  Jane Rizzoli : Sounds like the worst summer camp ever

  Maura Isles : What? Do you have other suggestions?

  Jane Rizzoli : Ice hockey. Yeah! Because we're short a player against Boston Fire next week

  Maura Isles : Oh, hockey would be beneficial to my balance and coordination. But isn't that the sport where people loose teeth?

  Jane Rizzoli : Not if you're good at it

  Maura Isles : Well, you know what? You give me the right mouth guard and I'm in. I'll try anything once

  Jane Rizzoli : Really? I gonna hold you to that. I mean, I don't know if you're gonna have fun, but I know I am

• Jane Rizzoli : [Picking up Maura from fencing]  Do you have something to change into?

  Maura Isles : [Wearing fencing clothes]  Well, what's wrong with this? I've worn sporty outfit to the crime scene before

  Jane Rizzoli : It's a full body thong! Modern day chastity belt? Where you're gone put that?

  [Hands over Maura's phone] 

  Jane Rizzoli : I don't want to know!

• Jane Rizzoli : [Looking at the victim's family photo]  Damn!

  Vince Korsak : Yeah. Guess we're rooting for this one not to be a suicide

  Maura Isles : Wishing for murder, it's a first

• Maura Isles : I wonder why Benjamin Franklin agreed to be first Postmaster General

  U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott : Are you kidding? He got to "frank" all his letters, for one thing

  Jane Rizzoli : Frank?

  U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott : Send them for free, no stamps needed. Although technically stamps did not exist back then, so...

  Maura Isles : Well, prior to 1847 dates, rates and the letter's origin were all hand written. Yeah, I'm a bit of a philatelist myself

  Jane Rizzoli : A philatelist? Sounds dirty

  Maura Isles : It means I collect stamps

  Jane Rizzoli : No. No way to make that dirty

• Jane Rizzoli : Hey, did you get the DNA back on that hair? Because I think that we've got our man upstairs

  Maura Isles : Well, I'm not so sure that you have your man, because the DNA says that your man is a woman