- Maura Isles: Taekwondo, archery, watercolor and next week I start the piccolo
- Jane Rizzoli: Sounds like the worst summer camp ever
- Maura Isles: What? Do you have other suggestions?
- Jane Rizzoli: Ice hockey. Yeah! Because we're short a player against Boston Fire next week
- Maura Isles: Oh, hockey would be beneficial to my balance and coordination. But isn't that the sport where people loose teeth?
- Jane Rizzoli: Not if you're good at it
- Maura Isles: Well, you know what? You give me the right mouth guard and I'm in. I'll try anything once
- Jane Rizzoli: Really? I gonna hold you to that. I mean, I don't know if you're gonna have fun, but I know I am
- Jane Rizzoli: [Picking up Maura from fencing] Do you have something to change into?
- Maura Isles: [Wearing fencing clothes] Well, what's wrong with this? I've worn sporty outfit to the crime scene before
- Jane Rizzoli: It's a full body thong! Modern day chastity belt? Where you're gone put that?
- [Hands over Maura's phone]
- Jane Rizzoli: I don't want to know!
- Jane Rizzoli: [Looking at the victim's family photo] Damn!
- Vince Korsak: Yeah. Guess we're rooting for this one not to be a suicide
- Maura Isles: Wishing for murder, it's a first
- Maura Isles: I wonder why Benjamin Franklin agreed to be first Postmaster General
- U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott: Are you kidding? He got to "frank" all his letters, for one thing
- Jane Rizzoli: Frank?
- U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott: Send them for free, no stamps needed. Although technically stamps did not exist back then, so...
- Maura Isles: Well, prior to 1847 dates, rates and the letter's origin were all hand written. Yeah, I'm a bit of a philatelist myself
- Jane Rizzoli: A philatelist? Sounds dirty
- Maura Isles: It means I collect stamps
- Jane Rizzoli: No. No way to make that dirty
- Young Woman: [Just got a parking ticking] Great. Thanks for nothing! I hope you have a horrible day
- Parking Enforcement Officer: Oh my God. Call 9-1-1
- Young Woman: Why? Am I under arrest?
- Derek: Yeah, everybody thinks of us as "snail mail", but we sort 30,000 pieces of mail an hour and deliver 209 million pieces of mail to 150,000 different addresses a year. You guys know of any snails that can do that?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Can't say I do
- Angela Rizzoli: [Drops Korsak's present for Kiki on the bar] Your gift stinks!
- Vince Korsak: That's why you've been calling me?
- Angela Rizzoli: Yes
- Vince Korsak: Look, the the... this blender is battery powered
- Angela Rizzoli: You gave your first wife sneakers for her wedding present
- Vince Korsak: She played basketball
- Angela Rizzoli: You gave a roof rake to your second wife?
- Vince Korsak: She still uses it, on MY house
- Angela Rizzoli: Exactly! That's why none of those marriages worked out! Vince, maybe it's time you leaned towards your more romantic side. And that's what makes it last
- Vince Korsak: Kiki mentioned, when we were at the mall last week, that we needed a blender
- Angela Rizzoli: I mentioned last week that I needed a mammogram. You want to make an appointment at the doctor for my birthday?
- Jane Rizzoli: Hey, did you get the DNA back on that hair? Because I think that we've got our man upstairs
- Maura Isles: Well, I'm not so sure that you have your man, because the DNA says that your man is a woman
- Kiki: [Angela starts pouring coffee] Oh, yes please! To go, if you don't mind. I have an appointment with my hairdresser and the last time I was late, she punished me with bangs