- Maura Isles: [Maura and Jane arriving at the crime scene] Do you know the hole in the middle provides for even cooking, but also allow people to thread a string through it for easy handling and transportation?
- Jane Rizzoli: No
- Maura Isles: They even gave it to women in childbirth as gifts in 17th century Poland
- Jane Rizzoli: [to Korsak] Who knew that there was that much bagel trivia to last a 30 minute car ride
- Vince Korsak: What'd you find out about our family?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Oh, they're pretty impressive on paper
- Vince Korsak: So are the Kardashians
- Jane Rizzoli: [Enters lab] How're you doing?
- Maura Isles: Well...
- Kent Drake: Careful! Dietary restrictions has her a little grumpy!
- Maura Isles: [Irritated] I am not grumpy! I'm simply focused
- Jane Rizzoli: Why don't you just go home, Maura?
- Maura Isles: Because it's a work day and I have work to do
- Kent Drake: [Lifts melon above his head] Now this is the amount of force that'd be required to sustain the victim's injuries
- Jane Rizzoli: [after Kent smashed the melon] Fruit-homicide
- Kent Drake: Fruiticide
- Vince Korsak: You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightning twice after buying the winning powerball ticket
- Jane Rizzoli: He is either the smartest criminal or the luckiest
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Or he didn't do it
- Jane Rizzoli: There's a lot of blood
- Maura Isles: The victim sustained severe cranial trauma, resulting in massive hemorrhaging
- Jane Rizzoli: That's another way to put it
- Maura Isles: [Worries about her medical condition] Science and medicine aren't just parts of my job, they're parts of who I am. So, I don't know who I would be without them