- Seeley Booth: I'm a sniper, you hear me? And snipers they do not fire blanks.
- Temperance Brennan: And in that analogy, my ovaries are what? Target practice?
- Francis Byers: Is this where he died?
- Seeley Booth: No, this is where he went to heaven.
- Temperance Brennan: My husband is euphemistically referring to sex By the sheer quantity...
- Seeley Booth: You're gonna need a new cleaning service.
- Seeley Booth: What is with the breath coming through the back right now? It smells like death warmed over almost like a toxic blast of camel butt.
- Temperance Brennan: She and Hodgins are considering having another child, and she asked about us.
- Seeley Booth: Wow. What, you want another one? Why? Our family's perfect the way it is.
- Temperance Brennan: Oh, I completely agree. Which is why I want you to get a vasectomy.
- Seeley Booth: What?
- Temperance Brennan: Vasectomy. It's a surgical procedure where the vas deferens is severed and then tied.
- Seeley Booth: No. No, no, no, no. No severing. No way.
- Temperance Brennan: Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.
- Seeley Booth: All right. Ah, no, no. Not gonna happen.
- Arastoo Vaziri: I think I found cause of death
- Camille Saroyan: Excellent! But while it's just you and me, I was hoping that we might be able to talk. Like talk-talk
- Arastoo Vaziri: You mean about what Dr. Hodgins and I were discussing earlier?
- Camille Saroyan: Look, I want nothing more than to marry you, and I know how much you want to be a father...
- Arastoo Vaziri: Cam, can we talk about this later?
- Camille Saroyan: Not really. Biologically speaking our options begin to shrink in the not so distant future
- Arastoo Vaziri: I hear you, but when I look at you, all I see are limitless possibilities
- Jack Hodgins: [Wheels in] That is the most beautiful thing I've ever awkwardly interrupted
- Seeley Booth: [Arguing with Bones and Aubrey] Hey Aubrey, whose site are you on anyways?
- James Aubrey: Hers! Sorry, but in this instance I'm ho's before bro's
- Seeley Booth: What?
- James Aubrey: Now, that did not come out right
- Seeley Booth: No!
- Seeley Booth: Look, all I have to do is ask a few questions, that's all
- Rufus Tucker: You want to question us together?
- Temperance Brennan: Do you have a problem with that?
- Rufus Tucker: Well, Columbo always questions his suspects separately
- Seeley Booth: That's very true! He would separate them, but I'm... that was the actor, look, I'm not Columbo
- Seeley Booth: So, you want me to get you pregnant?
- Temperance Brennan: No! I do not. We will be bagging your sniper and I will stay on the pill. I just I'm not ready to say this is it.
- Temperance Brennan: You know, when I think about what I value most - you, Christine, Hank, Parker, even my friendship with Angela, none of it makes any sense. It was not planned.
- Angela Montenegro: [Bones walks in] Oh, hey, honey, I'm almost done. I just feel badly, It's not a very flattering portrait I'm afraid
- Temperance Brennan: Yes, I agree. The way you've drawn him, he reminds me of Eddie, the Iron Maiden mascot
- Angela Montenegro: Excuse me?
- Temperance Brennan: Iron Maiden? Not the torture instrument of historic myth, but the English heavy metal band
- Angela Montenegro: You know who Iron Maiden is? You, who thinks Maroon 5 is a color palette?
- Temperance Brennan: Yes. I have long been fascinated with Black and Heavy Metal cultures ever since we had the case involving Skalle. "Skalle" incidentally means 'skull' in Norwegian
- Angela Montenegro: Yes, I remember that
- Seeley Booth: You were with the 720 MP Battalion?
- Red Hudmore: Don't tell me you heard of us.
- Temperance Brennan: I have not
- Seeley Booth: Bones, the 720 was the only battle-tested MP battalion in Vietnam. My pops, my grandfather, he served with them back in the '50s.
- Red Hudmore: Soldiers of the Gauntlet. That's what they called us.
- Seeley Booth: That's right. Soldiers of the Gauntlet. It was an honor to meet you, sir.
- Francis Byers: technically, she has a daughter, but they haven't spoken in years.
- Seeley Booth: Look at her, Bones. She looks like my Grandma Alice. Gram...
- Temperance Brennan: I am glad to hear that Hodgins is doing better after his wheelchair incident
- Angela Montenegro: Oh, yeah, yeah, that was... that was nothing, just one of the wheels popped right off the axel. Just one of those things
- Temperance Brennan: One of those things being you having sex in his wheelchair?
- Angela Montenegro: What? How did you... ? Who are you?
- Temperance Brennan: Just a forensic scientist at the height of her deductive powers
- Angela Montenegro: I have to tell you, it was really awesome! Like, better than it's been in... forever
- Temperance Brennan: Glad to hear
- Jack Hodgins: Speaking of kids... you got a wedding coming up soon
- Arastoo Vaziri: A wedding is not kids, Dr. Hodgins
- Jack Hodgins: You know what they say: first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes...
- Camille Saroyan: [Walking up from behind] Work, Dr. Hodgins! Work comes next! What you've got?
- Seeley Booth: Uh, Barbara Baker, can we speak to you for one moment?
- Barbara Baker: I'm 84 and I'm playing bridge. Whatever you need cannot be more important than playing bridge.