Tim Conway: Self, Dunk Dorf

Quotes 

• Dunk Dorf : At my height, I not only see a different game - I smell a different game.

• Tim Conway : [on Harvey Korman's 60th birthday party]  Sixty people there, and it was a - it was a marvelous party; spent a lot of money on it. Uh, I was really surprised to know that Sears made wine.

• Tim Conway : [looking at green beer]  This horse is never gonna race again; I don't care what you say.

• Tim Conway : I am an only child, and - and this is the truth - when I call my mother, I say, "Hello, Mom," and she says, "Who is this?"

• Tim Conway : [to Ed]  Did you used to go to confession, and things like that? Are you still...

  Johnny Carson : There's not a priest alive that has that kind of time.