Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Assaulting Reality (2016)

Mather Zickel: John Valentine

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• John Valentine : Let me give you lesson number one from the John Valentine school of reality hosting: you stand on your mark, you say the words, you get paid, that's it.

  Lizzie Bauer : Thank you, John. The detectives are here on official police business.

  John Valentine : Come on, Lizzie. About Melanie crying rape? Please, she signed a waiver. Lesson number two: if it's a reality show, there is no reality.