Half in the Bag (TV Series)

Batman v Superman (2016)

Mike Stoklasa: Mike

Quotes 

• Jay : Hey, speaking of loud, obnoxious, miserable, tiresome, worn-out, and old, we should really give Mr. Plinkett a visit! See if that cow's still milkable.

  Mike : Mmmm. I think I know what you mean: you want to squeeze on his old tits to see if any milk comes out so that we can sell it on the street corner.

• Rich : I guess it's a good thing you guys are back, 'cause I could really use some help fixing all of these VCRs.

  Jay : Or you could do all the work while we skim money off the top and take advantage of your hard work ethic.

  Mike : And milk your tits.

• Mike : The most talented screenwriter in the world could possibly make some story out of this. Either way, it's a mess. It's a big mess. They didn't need Wonder Woman... they didn't need any component of this!... other than the freak show of Batman versus Superman which got everybody into the circus tent.