A Very Sordid Wedding (2017)

Leslie Jordan: Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram

Quotes 

• Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram : Save me! Make all the ugly in the world go away!

• LaVonda DuPree : Well, Evelyn was in her kitchen, picklin' okras from her garden, and she put aunt little Neecy in front of the television to keep her occupied and to keep her from goin' through her underwear drawer again. I mean, she is just obsessed with Evelyn's underwear. Likes to try every one of 'em on.

  Earl Brother Boy Ingram : Oh, there's nothing crazy about that.

  LaVonda DuPree : Uh, well, it stretches them out!

• Billy Joe Dobson : So... I guess... in a way, losin' my nuts was the best thing that could'a happened to me, and you. 'Cause if I still had my nuts, I'd have killed you, then we'd have sex, which you couldn't enjoy 'cause you'd be dead, but then... I'd certainly be attracted to you.

  Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram : Well, thank you. Sure makes me feel better about myself.

• Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram : I don't want to steal the bride's thunder. Is my hair too big?

  Roger : Too big? What's that even mean?

• Earl Brother Boy Ingram : Don't! You'll splatter blood on my costumes, and I've worked so hard on 'em!

  Billy Joe Dobson : You gotta be shittin' me!

  Earl Brother Boy Ingram : No, I'm not shitting you! Blood and splattered brains is so messy! Blood will not come out of chiffon!